Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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