I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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