TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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