Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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