you turned your livingroom into a bong?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Two words: nipple clamps
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