I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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