belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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