Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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