I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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