I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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