drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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