i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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