Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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