lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
How's work?
Spinning.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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