There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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