So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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