lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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