why didn't you poke me back
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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