Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
