Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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