My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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