Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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