but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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