How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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