You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
In other news, I just burned my penis
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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I can feel your judgement through the phone
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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