If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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