I wish i was in the wii world.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
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