this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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