my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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