I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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