What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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