well you can't waste a boner
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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