i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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