I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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