Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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