Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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