Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i just google imaged poop.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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