I heard we made out
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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