Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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