i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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