when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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