My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
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totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Randomize