Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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