Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
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do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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