VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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