check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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