I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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