i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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