i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
