Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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