Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
ugly people sure do ruin things
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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