how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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