we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
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Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I supernannyed him into submission