Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?