I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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