I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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