I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
pray to the hookup gods
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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