This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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